2009

What's the difference between 2008 and 2009?

Nothing. Zip. Zero. Zilch. Fuck all.

Then why all the bloody hype? Like the universe actually takes note of our little scratchings on bits of paper. It's like yesterday, only, due to entropy, worse.

People seem to get this idea that it matters, and strangely i had more happy new years sms' than christmas. Last year (already???) was crap, this one started similarly, but worse as i mentioned ... and frankly looks to get even worse within days. Again, oddly, what "started" my last year started my this year too, and not anything i'd wish on anyone. But no different really.
So in keeping with terradition, here are my rather pointless promises to nobody in particular ....

1. Get a divorce
2. Deal with all the other crap, like somewhere to live
3. Quit smoking
4. Kill more people that annoy me
5. See less people (including talk to, listen to, and breathe their foul odours)

Cute huh?

I guess the image below sums it up quite well, although if next silly season does come around, anyone who mentions it will be on my "annoying persons" list.